Call song

Fire in the OR Fire in the clinic
Buck buck
Yo what you want? I’ll be down in a minute

Fire in the OR Fire in the clinic
Buck buck
Yo what you want? I’ll be down in a minute

There be fire’s in the OR-pagers goin crazy
Girl attacked by raccoon, raccoon gots rabies
In addition’s a physician who be havin seven babies
Is my back up call see? So its all me!
So I’m down in the ER sewin up a lac
At the same time 2 patients havin heart attacks
At the same time 2 patients havin epistaxis
And last kit just got ripped outta the basket!
So I use 2 foleys and bottle a gauze
And that’s all for me cause I got consults to see.
Just a bout another bakers dozen or so
Including the girl who hears a buzz in her toe
the fella with a swelling dwelling next to his throat
or placin an NG while they’re callin a code
I’m on a patrol lookin like the sheriff in here
I gotta cart that’s got a lot of parephenalia
Cuz On a daily basis my days be like this
I thought I’d seen it all right until my phone rings like.

Fire in the OR Fire in the clinic
Buck buck
Yo what you want? I’ll be down in a minute

Fire in the OR Fire in the clinic
Beep beep
Yo what you want? I’ll be down in a minute

Next day I’m in the OR huggin retractors
I’m on pins and needles like a bug on cactus
Man I’d rather be downstairs snug on a mattress
Or webbed up in a hammock like a thuggin arachnid
Aw damn hoffman cold handed me the bovie
said you take it slowly i be like you know me!
chillin like an old g layin in the cut
last week i was on g surg playin in the gut
now i'm in the head and neck
ready set i'm steady yet play the wall waiting
make sure i know the etiquette
it gets better yet, cuz while I was caught up in a reverie
i was leaning on the electrocautery quite heavily
thought i was in the zone only zone i'm in is o.
thought i'd be rolling in the dough
but now i'm opening his throat cuz there's a

Fire in the OR Fire in the clinic
buck buck
what you want? I'll be down in a minute
x2

Later on i'm in the clinic and theres no stoppin me
i'm checkin ears nose and throats endoscopically

hot like thermopylae, stealth more than norm

i'm like a one man health care reform
even though i'm new to this state
I'ma make like oprah - cuz you get a trach
and you get a trach and you get a trach!
so many fates restin in my hands-
and they all get a sestamibi scan
I'll be sittin in the M&M facts i can;t remember them
Blah blah yadda yadda try to sound intelligent
i was sitting handsome now i'm shitting in my pants
cuz dr smith and dr gantz said that i take too many chances
now i'm

fired in the OR fired in the clinic
buck buck what you want?
I ain'e been down in a minute

Fired in the OR fired in the clinic
buck buck
man i'm out -this song is finished.

heroes

let me dig this qtip up in ya ear wax
like butter on krsonts some brand nu shit's right here max
tight gear wearin so i'm extra p
with the special ed invested in the right recipe
and i run da mc, MC dont run me
i like the girls with double dees, steins and skis
like st pauli's but more marley marl
so drink beer and ad rock to get the party started
chewin gnarled bark, leaves in the wrong tree
in the art department singin songs off key
i mobbed deep backintheday with big kids with new toys
now i be steppin to these piggies like i was a true goy

just a midget standing on the shoulders of giants
whether droppin beats or droppin some science
all you need is a mic and bass/treble appliance
and you'll be flying off in space like the rebel alliance
x2

sad to say it only takes some common sense
to know that rappers today lack competence
they never aim high cuz they only cee lo
never see the pharcyde of the distant shore
you could outkast em all and never miss em a smidgen
take the cash in they vault and they would lose the religion
whether goose or a pigeon they flock like feathers together
with jibber jabber i can never remember
antipods nasty nahs with yippee kay ay yays see
we lace beats with crazy das effects like jay z or jay dee
major heat jonny blazin hotter than a flame thrower
and this track is amazin for a hip hop name knower

just a midget standing on the shoulders of giants
whether droppin beats or droppin some science
all you need is a mic and bass/treble appliance
and you'll be flying off in space like the rebel alliance
x2

i'm on a quest for love with a big L to leave my blacker thoughts
am i a travellin man, abagnale or just a vagabond?
is this the gift of gab or just a clever tongue?
is there a fellowship for freestyles or just an ace of one?
I'm an MD who needs an EP so I can col' rock em
I be I, gee whiz! I chuck da LP in my locker
the octagon doctor waiting for patience
but when i hear a beat (nutz!) it's "all hands battle stations"
i stay shady and slim like a canadian gym
but i sing this rap music like a radiant hymn
against the gradient wind, a guru in a subaru
but i stay true 2 the pack and blast through just like a rubix cube
true 2 the past and blast through just like a supertroop
true 2 the bastard and snoop another loopdeloop
de loop de loop de loop

just a midget standing on the shoulders of giants
whether droppin beats or droppin some science
all you need is a mic and bass/treble appliance
and you'll be flying off in space like the rebel alliance
x2

i'm a genius in the genus, i mean this

MF

hereby we...

cordially invite you to sample cordials

but more like portals from a corridor from florida

to outer dimensions of spectacular food

attempting to tempt you with miraculous fruit

neophiles bring vile vials of grimy brew

this fruit can turn your taste buds into gobbleygoo

hobbitywho? what is this cacophony?

just talkin bout flavor trippin and aint nobody stoppin me

you have the option to attend and try!

is it a crime? then try me for appendicide!

come one and all for a mind-bendin time

its at the house of a friend of mine

go long or so long

yo i'm not an infant don't need a umbilical
but this long distance got me feelin ambivalent
at first so sibilant the sound of you sexy
on the phone talkin bout you love our connection
and the way we feel must be on the real worth it
and for certain we cant call it curtains just cuz we hurtin
and i try to keep it kosher like seperate plates

but it feels like treif when we live in separate states

am i a reprobate? I feel like I'm pinin'

riding on the pine when i should be out grindin'
studyin for finals 'stead of dialogues with your vagina.
i'm hornier than a rhino and all i got is my vinyl
singin'
i just called ...to say...i love you...

and I love the fact that you got your own schemes and fantasies

you more a maneater than maneatee or manatee (sea cow!)
can it be? this game of telephone plays my sanity.
Plus sometimes I need a hook up just to feed my vanity
i could plant a tree near sand and sea, stand in the canopy
but i still can't see forever how shit stands we need a plan B
because you make my life better than i could my own
but honestly sometimes i'm just not good on the phone
yo i'm singin threnodies for what coulda been forever see
brevity aint my strong suit and i cant just let it be.

so i use levity when u call so i can bear it grizzily
if this goes on im a forget what we are physically
word

yep

I'm in the lab like yep yep
never half step yet
i rep new realms like imhotep yep
kept kleptos away yep
slept most the day yep
on some fable like aesop
but stable with a paycheck
on the main deck yep
sitting at the console
anesthetic in the vein yep
cooking up a tonsil
bboy apostle molt till the bone sets
and i'll let yall know when i'm in the home stretch yep
it'll be minute till i'm the home-stretch yep
aint no kvetch cause its more like yep.
i'm out!

string theory

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typewriter prologue

brrrrrrrr-ching! yo check the syntax son you windbags get skin tags from inaction

I ctrl alt delete you, beseech you to escape the state that awaits

I'll make it worth your wait don't curse your fate

I im-personate a reverend-sinnerman and bandit yo

man shit i got that sanskrit flow

If I take 1 tenth of whats in my heart percolatin

itll give me the strength to get your blood cells circulating

cuz i'm right to left with a microphone check

cyclone inspector here catch more than wreck 

i bus' moves like chubby checker on a double deckededeckekeke

i'm medicated dedicated no longer ampheticated

and throw sno cones likes yoko ono - jo kope's pro bono, 

and phono when I graph it, graphic and slapstick 

with "asterisks!" never subtle when i muddle through a typed rebuttal

and scuttle left to right before kleig lights get too bright 

brrrrrr-ching!