Call song

Fire in the OR Fire in the clinic
Buck buck
Yo what you want? I’ll be down in a minute

Fire in the OR Fire in the clinic
Buck buck
Yo what you want? I’ll be down in a minute

There be fire’s in the OR-pagers goin crazy
Girl attacked by raccoon, raccoon gots rabies
In addition’s a physician who be havin seven babies
Is my back up call see? So its all me!
So I’m down in the ER sewin up a lac
At the same time 2 patients havin heart attacks
At the same time 2 patients havin epistaxis
And last kit just got ripped outta the basket!
So I use 2 foleys and bottle a gauze
And that’s all for me cause I got consults to see.
Just a bout another bakers dozen or so
Including the girl who hears a buzz in her toe
the fella with a swelling dwelling next to his throat
or placin an NG while they’re callin a code
I’m on a patrol lookin like the sheriff in here
I gotta cart that’s got a lot of parephenalia
Cuz On a daily basis my days be like this
I thought I’d seen it all right until my phone rings like.

Fire in the OR Fire in the clinic
Buck buck
Yo what you want? I’ll be down in a minute

Fire in the OR Fire in the clinic
Beep beep
Yo what you want? I’ll be down in a minute

Next day I’m in the OR huggin retractors
I’m on pins and needles like a bug on cactus
Man I’d rather be downstairs snug on a mattress
Or webbed up in a hammock like a thuggin arachnid
Aw damn hoffman cold handed me the bovie
said you take it slowly i be like you know me!
chillin like an old g layin in the cut
last week i was on g surg playin in the gut
now i'm in the head and neck
ready set i'm steady yet play the wall waiting
make sure i know the etiquette
it gets better yet, cuz while I was caught up in a reverie
i was leaning on the electrocautery quite heavily
thought i was in the zone only zone i'm in is o.
thought i'd be rolling in the dough
but now i'm opening his throat cuz there's a

Fire in the OR Fire in the clinic
buck buck
what you want? I'll be down in a minute
x2

Later on i'm in the clinic and theres no stoppin me
i'm checkin ears nose and throats endoscopically

hot like thermopylae, stealth more than norm

i'm like a one man health care reform
even though i'm new to this state
I'ma make like oprah - cuz you get a trach
and you get a trach and you get a trach!
so many fates restin in my hands-
and they all get a sestamibi scan
I'll be sittin in the M&M facts i can;t remember them
Blah blah yadda yadda try to sound intelligent
i was sitting handsome now i'm shitting in my pants
cuz dr smith and dr gantz said that i take too many chances
now i'm

fired in the OR fired in the clinic
buck buck what you want?
I ain'e been down in a minute

Fired in the OR fired in the clinic
buck buck
man i'm out -this song is finished.